Oh fuck yeah ham.
http://braindouche.net/2011/04/16/hayam/
LISTEN TO THIS.
Forever into infinity.
Ham!
FUCK YEAH TECHNO TECHNO JESUS JESUS TECHNO SEX TECHNO: Techno Techno Jesus Jesus Techno Sex Techno by Braindouche!
And those would be the only words, repeated over and over, in an increasingly high tone.
*opens Garage band*
Gonna get that G for my EGOT yet!
Last night, I went to give moral support to my dear friend Megan Gedris during her first ever standup comedy gig. I didn’t have any expectations for all the other performers, so the bar wasn’t particularly high for them. Unfortunately, the bar apparently needed to be …
You need to do this, Mary. That video on youtube, where you’re eating firepickles and firequesogoo? Actually interesting to watch. Get thee to a microphone!
MEGANSEGGS WHO ARE YOU
Isn’t it enough that there are a dozen nosey fuckin’ eggs that have forced themselves into your life and occasionally drop little annoying wisdom bombs on your ass like Silent Bob?
Or is it only fun when I drop wisdom bombs on Megan’s ass, hmm?
(I am not Silent Bob.)
Last night, I went to give moral support to my dear friend Megan Gedris during her first ever standup comedy gig. I didn’t have any expectations for all the other performers, so the bar wasn’t particularly high for them. Unfortunately, the bar apparently needed to be …
You need to do this, Mary. That video on youtube, where you’re eating firepickles and firequesogoo? Actually interesting to watch. Get thee to a microphone!
Everyone is okay, including cats. I probably didn’t lose my life’s work. I can deal with the rest. Just gonna be real… emotional for a while.
Well fuck me sideways. Is the fridge ok?
Kinky!
So what are you doing for Fat Girl Art Week? CLICK THE GODDAMN IMAGE AND GET INVOLVED.
Oh, baby.
HEY, FRIDGE.
megansfridge.tumblr.com is now following me. I HAVE ARRIVED, PEOPLE.
I have 19 followers, that’s like a third of what the fridge has.
And the fridge isn’t even following me.
